Who are you trying to fool at the office with all those designer imitation clothes? And the diamond pinky ring? Really. Let's face it, you're white trash. Don't be ashamed of it. This week your co-worker at Aetna will truly accept you for who you really are. It's ok to wear your black stonewash jeans, your 1987 Metallica t-shirt with the missing sleeve, your steel-toed Redwing boots. It's ok to wear these things to the board meeting. Who said you can't hang the Confederate flag in your cubicle? And is it against the law to chew tobacco at your desk? I didn't think so! It's time to stop being such a hypocrite and just scratch your balls whenever you feel like it.
