Well, all of your stalking ways finally pay off this week as the one you admire will have a remarkable change of heart. Ignore the restraining orders, she really does want to be with you forever! Now is the time to skip the usual pranks and go for the grand finale. The romantic in you comes out when you blindfold, gag, and kidnap her in the middle of the night. Just a reminder, kidnapping becomes a federal offense once you have crossed state lines, so be on the lookout for all those pesky state welcoming signs.
Lucky numbers this week: 3, 25, 11, 8, 612